Dr Sticky

They call me Dr. Sticky
Because I stick to things
They call me Dr. Sticky
I stick to everything
They call me Dr. Sticky
Because I’m kind of nice
They call me Dr. Sticky
Because I’m so practical
I understand the way you are
They call me Dr. Sticky
Because I stick to things
They call me Dr. Sticky
I don’t regret it at all
I think I understand why you’re bald and still a man
Oh such a judge of love could hardly ever be
Can you really screw the whanger up high?
They call me Dr. Sticky
Because I’m kind of stuck
They call me Dr. Sticky
But it doesn’t matter at all
I think I’m gonna be full of soul
Or something just as good