Bananas

I am standing on my table
Just drinking my tea
And I’m thinking that maybe
I should pour this tea down my pants
So I’m pouring the tea down my pants
And it’s burning my crotch because
The tea is too hot
I’m writing a letter to the tea company
I’m gonna give them a piece of my mind
I say, «Your tea is too hot
You gotta cool it down
So I can pour your tea all over my balls.»
I hate it when my head flies through the sky
And then a plane flies into my face
Breaking my head in half
And then the two halves of my head
Almost perfectly land back on my body
You gotta put the bananas
Put the bananas
Gotta put the bananas away right now
Put the bananas
Put the bananas
Gotta put the bananas away
Before you die
I was building a cat car for my cats
And I thought that maybe just possibly
It would be a pretty good idea
To hit my balls repeatedly with my hammer
So that’s exactly what I did
I can’t do anything without hurting my balls
Hurting my balls
Hurting my balls
I can’t do anything without hurting my balls
Hurting my balls
Hurting my balls
I hate it when my head is attached to my body
And then a plane flies into my face
Breaking my head in half
And then the two halves of my head
Perfectly land on top of my head
You gotta put the bananas
Put the bananas
Gotta put the bananas away right now
Put the bananas
Put the bananas
Gotta put the bananas away
Before you die
Put the bananas
Put the bananas
Gotta put the bananas away right now
Put the bananas
Put the bananas
Gotta put the bananas away
Before you die
Put the bananas
Put the bananas
Gotta put the bananas away right now
Put the bananas
Put the bananas
Gotta put the bananas away
Before you die
Put the…