Professor Schnoodle

I am Schnoodle the Professor
I live in a little room
I mix things together
And sometimes they go Boom!
They are blue and brown and purple and green
And polka-dot and red
They splatter on my dog and couch and glasses and my head
I am Professor Schnoodle
Won’t you be my guest?
Ignore the polka-dot poodle
The place is such a mess
It is blue and brown and purple and green
And polka-dot and red
It splatters on my dog and couch and glasses and my head
My brother Mr. Schneedle
Is generous and kind
He once sat on a needle
That went ouch on his behind
It was blue and purple and blue and purple
And blue and little bit red
He jumped so high he hit the top of the ceiling with his head
My wife is Mrs. Schnoodle
She likes to cook a lot
She likes to cook the noodles
In red noodle pot
They are blue and brown and purple and green
And polka-dot and red
They are so good I ate too much
I have to go to bed