True Confessions

B: bless me father, for i have sinned.
it’s been 3 years since my last confession.
i’ve disobeyed my mother, 3 time.5 times.
i’ve fought with my brothers 6 times.
F: anything else?
B: yes father, i’ve stolen things…
F: what did you steal?
B: i stole stereos, radios and amplifiers and.
F: how old are you?
B: i’m seventeen.
F: Seventeen? and you’ve been stealing for 3 years…
B: needed money father.
F: you stole the stereos?
B: yes father.
F: radios?
B: yes, father.
F: amplifiers?
B: yes father.
F: stole the money?
B: yes father.
F: the last three years?
B: yes father. i committed 32 burglaries. one was at a church father.
F: that’s a terrible thing, to steal from so many, to steal from the church,
that’s god’s house.
is there any way you can give some of this money, from the stereos,
the amplifiers, to the people you stole it from…
B: no father