Slurp!

Ooo, take it and then frame the picture
Ooo, making sure you don’t delay
Ooo, I don’t wanna see the future
But if we’re not careful we won’t see better days
Hi
My name’s Jordan I hate Piers Morgan
Mates with James Cordon
I rate Graham Norton
Love the bass more than a lot of small-talking
Too much swiping and not enough walking
I love animals a lot more than humans
Or when an owner names their dog like Susan
Yo for real I hate zoos though
You try and cage me and bruv you’ll get Muay Thai judo
Catch me watching Mean Girls
Wearing a t-shirt saying fuck sea world
Looking through the glass at the happy scene
Plus I get stared through the window of a Maccy D’s
Been real since I remember mate
All the other dudes fake like Kylie Jenner’s face
If I’m ever in a place where I can celebrate
Then I’d do it with glass of ice and lemonade
Yeah
First ice and water then
Sweeten the taste
Make sure it’s cold enough
For goodness sake
That sunshine yellow
Can freshen up your day
So when life gives you lemons you should
Make lemonade
(Let's go yo)
Slurp, Slurp, Slurp
I said life would be better with a few less Trumps
A few less Hopkins'
A few less chumps
A lot less junk and a lot more honesty
A lot less of Michael Owen doing commentary
Back when Ludicrous was still dropping skill
Less Iggy Azalea more Lauren Hill
More depth and a lot less Dapper Laughs
Sold light, steppe and storms getting in the charts
More Corbyn a lot less Johnson
Fuck the Tory’s yo it’s posh nonsense
I will not be governed by a bunch of crooks
Just give it to the rich and you’re robbing Hoods
Less Stacy Dash more Boyega
There’s light an the end of the saber
If you’re looking through life for a saviour
Make sure you got a little sugar for your neighbour
First ice and water then
Sweeten the taste
Make sure it’s cold enough
For goodness sake
That sunshine yellow
Can freshen up your day
So when life gives you lemons you should
Make lemonade
(Let's go yo)
Slurp, Slurp, Slurp