Perfect Day

What’s cracking?
It ain’t just P I’m stacking
I’m here in the bank of life
And I’m keeping track of
What’s happening
And I’m rich
Like Branson
Don’t even eat with a napkin
If get sauce on my shirt
I’ll feel like the weakest link but I’m banking
Run out of milk like (bank)
Drink 'til I’m ill like (bank)
I swear when I check my card and the thing says (nil)
I’m still like (thanks)
(One of these days)
It’s gonna go accordingly I swear
(One of these days)
My life will start awarding (Yes)
I’ve got a premium value super fucking nectar card
And if I wanna buy the perfect day you try and bet I can’t
Oi what’s the deal
I thought I’d made my way
It seems I’ve kept my cool for weeks on end
I’m sure I’ll do the day a piece
I’ve tried
I’ve tried to save up all my troubles
I wanna buy the perfect day
I wonder if it works that way
I’ve gonna and taken the bad stuff and now
I’ve tried to save up all my troubles
I wanna buy the perfect day
I wonder if it works that way
Oh yeah I’ll be definitely rich
If I accepted a quid
Every time I split a drink or simply ended up stepping in shit
(Or something, yeah)
Like I slipped in the rain (Or something)
Missed the train (Or something)
Hit the third rail (Or something)
Means nothing
I’m saving
Keep track of the days in which my brain is aching
When people make up stories
It’s blatant
People I wouldn’t want chatting
So they caught me kissing my best mates madam
And I was like nahh
Jeez (Ha)
It’s not something my mates would believe
I suppose it’s making me P’s
Let me purchase a day of my dreams
It seems
We’ve all got to take a break a bit
Sometimes a day can go so wrong I don’t know what to make of it
I will buy some sun
And I will buy some shade
To make me the perfect day
Yeah make me the perfect day
And I will buy some luck
I hope that’s not too much
To make me the perfect day
Cause I’m telling you now