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We ran into the Feldmans, man, did they look great
Mindy graduated with a 3.8
Milty says they’re just about to renovate
And don’t tell anybody but Debbie is late
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When it’s too good to be true
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Murray was indicted for insider trading
They moved the case to Delaware, they’re sitting and waiting
Running up a legal tab, their hopes were fading
Then Murray and the judge’s sister started dating
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When it’s too good to be true
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Call it what you like, a superstition
For me it’s just a logical position
I’m not claiming ominous premonitions
Just historically informed intuition
An evolutionary predisposition
Before you’re jumping up and down and holding hands and kicking up a hora
Consider possibilities of triggering a juicy kanahara
Say what you like about me but be careful don’t commit lashon hara
Horrible disasters happen easily, believe me, check the Torah
Brides fall off chairs
A mohel might sneeze
Bar Mitzvah boys can trip on too long tzitzits
CELEBRATE
I dry cleaned my tuxedo
DON’T WAIT
You should see where I parked the car
IT COULD BE TOO LATE
Right across Bathurst Street
APPRECIATE
And it might even rain
LIFE
Don’t say it
IS
Oy
GREAT
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Sylvie had a little dandruff, it can happen when you’re older
It’ll go away with Selsun Blue or so her sister told her
Herbal supplements and vitamins the health food store sold her
Nothing worked till she stopped throwing salt over her shoulder
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If it’s too good to be true
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