Jandals

Heres a little story about a guy we used to know
He never had any footwear because he never had any doe
He wore jandals
Jandals
Jandals
Jandals
He used to like the fact they let the air in
He used to come round to my place and you could guess what he was wearing
His jandals
Jandals
Jandals
Jandals
He liked to go to nightclubs
They would not let him in
He’d stand outside all night with a dopey cheesy grin
and his jandals
Jandals
Jandals
Jandals
He met a handsome girl
the chemistry was tight
He slipped the jandal on her foot because he knew the fit was right
She said «These are amazing, you’ve shaken off my blues! In fact I think I love
But it just might be the shoooooooooooooooes»
JANDALS
JANDALS
JANDALS
JANDALS
JANDALS
JANDALS
JANDALS
That pretty girl she had had enough
because when they would would make love he would not take off his jandals
Jandals
Jandals
Slow it down guys
Yeah, thats it
we’ve got three minutes to fill
Lets, lets use our time wisely here in the studio
Alright
That fateful day when Randall fell asleep
Some jealous guy broke in and stole them off his feet
Now Randall knew that jandals, to wear them was not safe
To buy another pair would just be a mistake
So instead he bought… Quite a few pairs actualllllllllllllly!
Jandals
Jandals
Jandals
Jandals
oh oh
Jandals
Jandals
Jandals
Some people call them flip flops, slides or even thongs
But if thats you then shame you cuz because all those names are wrong
They’re Jandals
Jandals
Jandals
Oh Oh
Jandals
Jandals
Jandals
JANDALS
JANDALS
Jandals are rad
Jandals are back in
To wear them or its a sin
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