It's My Belly Button

I can’t believe we’ve lived to be this old
And somehow we have never seen this hole
A little dent with a little bit of lint inside it Underneath this cotton tee, you’ve been hiding
It’s time that we unwrap this gift
Let’s bring back the male midriff
It’s my belly button
My belly, belly button
I won’t pretend like it’s nothing
'Cause my belly, belly button’s
Really, really something
Something I wanna show to you
You should call me a seal 'cause I’m going full naval
I bedazzled it, I made a nugget dip, taste it Hold up, fill the hole up with molten gold
Mold a gold nugget for my charm bracelet
Potting soil, random seeds.
Douglas Fir. sapling Maple Tree.
These are gonna get massive
And absorb a lot of greenhouse gases
The fact is, we’re helping the planet’s health
Wait, we carbon offset ourselves
So we can cruise around in a big SUV
And these tree’s allow us to ride separately
Let’s continue this conversation
On our inefficient gas-powered phones
It’s my belly button
My belly, belly button
I won’t pretend like it’s nothing
'Cause my belly, belly button’s
Really, really something
Something I wanna show to you
It’s my belly button
My belly, belly button
I won’t pretend like it’s nothing
'Cause my belly, belly button’s
Really, really something
Something I wanna show to you