Ten Million Ways To Die

White women
Left handed ghost
Scotch tape
Asthma attacks
Cuban missles
Afghani smack
They say that one of the fine slamming such blows north caterwaul magically as
locusts
Gathering for a feast into the fully open essence of a devouring arid sky
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Old ladies' purses
Luncheon meat
Dominatrix
Six packs
Marshall?
Afghani smack
They say that beautiful sister Africa laughs in the face of warrior pimp while
Petitiong transport to a place where matchsticks send automobiles into a jeering
Miniature sun
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All passengers with universal gravity passes should transmit on frequency alpha
All others should transmit on frequency three
Any and all violators will be prosocuted to the fullest extent of the law
The Revolting Cocks would like to thank you for your cooporation
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It is greatly appreciated
Revolting Cocks… making this world a better place x 3
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