Have I Got A Deal For You

Well you look like the kind who’s got an eye for a bargain
A kind of guy who likes to shop around
Well i got me this old heart
That i’m putting on the market
And i’ll make you a deal you can’t turn down
Have i got a deal for you
A heart that’s almost like brand new
And i’ll let it go so cheap
You’ll think you stole it 'fore you’re through
Have i got a deal for you
Well you could search the whole world over
And never find another like it It’s got a built in lifetime guarantee
It’s a one time only offer
And darling once you’ve tried it You’re gonna fall in love with it you’ll see
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