Toothless Hawkins (And His Robot Jazz Band)

Ladies and gentlemen
On this fifth day of July in the year 2030
I, Lady Gillespie, am proud to present to you
Toothless Hawkins and his robot jazz band
It’s a thing called jazz!
Jazz!
Jazz!
It’s a thing called jazz!
Jazz!
Jazz!
Jazz!
Jazz!
Jazz!
It’s a thing called jazz!