Redneck Mother

He was born in Oklahoma
And his wife’s name is Betty Lou Thelma Liz
He’s not responsible for what he’s doing
His mother made him what he is And it’s up against the wall, redneck mother
Mother who has raised her son so well
He’s 34 and drinkin’in some honky tonk
Kickin’hippies’asses and raisin’hell.
Sure does like his Falstaff Beer
He likes to chase it down with that Wild Turkey Liquor
He’s got a '57 GMC pickup truck
Got a gun rack
A Goat Roper needs love too sticker
M is for the mud flaps she gave me for my pickup truck
O is for the oil I put on my hair
T is for T-Bird
H is for Haggard
E is for Eggs
R is for Redneck