Flying Monkey Lament 1

We’d like to thank you for flying Monkey Airlines
We’re trying hard to keep you, from dying
But here’s a few quick tips, if you don’t mind applying
One, I know your seatbelt hurts, but keep it on, please
This ugly mask you might need if you can’t breathe
Your seat’s a floating device, but who cares?
'Cause if the plane goes down in flames
You won’t be floating nowhere
And if you’re hungry, hmm, that sucks, we’re all out of treats
Get cozy, honey, 'cause every seat’s a middle seat
Your flight’s delayed now, it happens all of the time
Thank you for trying, thank you for flying Monkey Airlines