Shovel Knight: A Christmas Carol

Shovel Knight,
Holey knight!
Digs a hole
With all his might!
Wields no saber,
Just a spade!
Digs up gems with his
Shovel Blade!
Trades his treasure for meals,
Armor and other great deals!
Shovel Knight
Loves to pick fights!
Only moves
Left and Right.
Sounds his War Horn and
Runs amok!
Hops around like
Scrooge McDuck.
Fights to save his true love!
Is that her scream from above?
Shovel Knight!
Loveable knight!
Is he brave?
Meowth, that’s right!
Has Amiibo! May be in Smash!
Buy his game for just fifteen bucks cash!
This is not a paid ad-
-Wait. Why couldn’t you sing your own song?
«Shovel Knight’s singing is bad…»