New River Train

Ridin' on that new river train
Ridin' on that new river train
It’s the same old train that brought me here
And gonna take me back again
Darlin' you can’t love one
Darlin' you can’t love one
You can’t love one 'cause it isn’t any fun
Darlin' you can’t love one
Well, Darlin' you can’t love two
Darlin' you can’t love two
You can’t love two and still be true
Darlin' you can’t love two
Honey you can’t love three
Honey you can’t love three
Well, you can’t love three and still have me
Honey you can’t love three
Ridin' on that new river train
Ridin' on that new river train
It’s the same old train that brought me here
And gonna take me back again
Honey you can’t love Bert
Honey you can’t love Bert
You can’t love Bert if you’ve lost your shirt
Honey you can’t love Bert
Ridin' on that new river train
Ridin' on that new river train
It’s the same old train that brought me here
And gonna take me back again
Alright, take it one time!
Well, Honey, you can’t love Jane
Honey you can’t love Jane
You can’t love Jane if you’re insane
Honey you can’t love Jane
Ridin' on that new river train
Ridin' on that new river train
It’s the same old train that brought me here
And gonna take me back again
Well, Darlin' you can love them all
Darlin' you can love them all
The skinny and the fat, the short and the tall
Darlin' you can love them all, yes you can!
Ridin' on that new river train
Ridin' on that new river train
It’s the same old train that brought me here
And gonna take me back again
It’s the same old train that brought me here…
And gonna take me back again