Pictures of Your Dick

Baby, when you left me
For another girl
You know you broke my heart
And shattered my whole world
We had a love I thought was true
Can’t you see, baby I’m lost without you
'Cause all I can do is lay around
And post pictures of your dick on the Internet
All I can do is sit and cry
Now all l I can do is lay around
And post pictures of your tiny dick on the Internet
All I can do is sit and cry
All I can do is cry
The house is so empty
Since you’ve gone away
But last night I found the tux
You wore on Valentine’s Day
I hugged it tight, it smelled like you
Then I Photoshopped the tux onto a picture of your dick
Now all I can do is lay around
And post pictures of your fancy dick on the Internet
All I can do is sit and cry
All I do is lay around
And add a speech bubble that says, «Cheerio, I’m Tim’s tiny dick on the way to
a party, pip pip!»
All I can do is sit and cry
All I can do is
I saw you on the street the other day
I smiled and said «Hey Tim- you look good.»
And you said, «Stop posting pictures of my dick on the internet!
You crazy person! I will sue you for invasion of privacy, you fucking insane
bitch!»
Now all I can do is lay around
And post pictures of your dick around your neighborhood like it’s a lost puppy
All I can do is sit and cry
Now all I can do is lay around
And write «Lost Dick. Answers to the name 'Tim's Tiny Dick.'»
All I can do is cry