The Lariat Wressed Posing Hour

Good evening, I am Lariat Wressed, and this is the Lariat Wressed Posing Hour.
Today, as usual, I shall pose as an afternoon television talk show host, heh,
who shall be nameless of course. My guest this morning is Rodert Lampley from
Savannah Georgia, who has lived. Am I correct?
Yes, I have lived
This evening Rodert is posing as a Congressman Lucille Evans from Wisconsin,
or as himself. For our viewers, we shall present timelapse identity cubes so
that Rodert’s characterizations remain clear. Mr. Lampley, would you like some
water?
No, Doug, I’m not too particularly fond of being thirsty. Tell me first,
how many posing celebrities have accepted water on the outset of your show?
I would say maybe three… four! Do you know the names of those who accepted?
No Doug, I have no clue. In the Congress, we either know either names, or we…
we… w-we… we don’t. Why do you ask?
Because in Wisconsin TV talk shows require questions as well as answers.
Either one or both, but never neither. Why would you ask?
No, Doug, I didn’t mean that to dig deep into a conversation. Telecast or no
telecast, one would not know direct names of acceptors. For us to talk directly
and indecisively, must we drink water?
Well, uh, celebrities, that is those individuals who are generally idolized or.
Immortalized?
…Or immortalized, uh, drink water as the course of the show moves on.
Would you find medical or in your case political merit in the aide of fresh
sips of water?
No, Doug, you might say that I’m not celebratative unless of course the third
house vetos some sort of bill concerning this issue. Let me say that I have no
idolized an individual since I was nine years old, and only then did I learn
the benefits of posing
Perhaps the viewers would delight in knowing your early teacher
Doug, I insist that remain confidential
Thank you. It’s been a pleasure. Congressman Lucille Evans, spokesmen for our
show number 518. Please send in your votes. Who becomes a golden celebrity from
a mear poser is determined by you. Until next month, this is Lariat Wressed,
goodbye
(Mr. Wressed’s wardrobe by Rotary Blade. Please stay tuned for «Mick Muck.»)