Fat Chance Hotel

With the fly in my eye
It didn’t take long
To realise
The desert sun
Might be good for some
Oh no, not for I
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I get bored in the brain
Out here, doing nothing at all
Some useless holiday
This turned out to be
The dinner gave me
The splattery botty
Fat Chance Hotel, Fat Chance Hotel
Burning, all day long
I, I don’t belong,
Itching in frustration
This, is not my ideal vacation
Fat Chance Hotel, Fat Chance Hotel