Socks & Sandals (Pajama Pants)

I’m here at the grocery store
In the frozen food aisle, honeys cracking a smile
Done up in pajama pants
Sandals and socks left the house without giving it a second thought
Dignity bailed out
Long ago, but I’m feeling comfortable
Hobbling around in your tight slacks, wishin' you could be this relaxed
I’m talking about up in the morning, don’t wanna get dressed
Least amount of effort, forget all the rest
Why yes, these are Yoshi pajama pants
Thank you for noticing. They’re the best
(Pre Chorus 1)
People say I look lazy
Can’t they see that does not faze me?
Judging yet they don’t know
I am going commando
Socks and sandals and pj pants (comfortable)
Socks, sandals, pajama pants (relaxing)
Socks and sandals and pj pants
He looks awesome!
Socks, sandals, pajama pants
I look AWESOME
(Post Chorus 1)
In my socks and sandals, socks and sandals
Socks, sandals, and pajama pants
I got my socks and sandals, tell me can you handle?
Wait. Let me adjust
I’m freeballin' so sometimes it’s a must
That guy has no self-respect. Laundry neglect?
Naw, I’m legit
Wish you had the balls to live this lifestyle
Cuz after a while you’d stick to it
Go with the flow
Takin' it slow
Let yourself go
Cuz we both know
I’m not taking the fast lane
If it’s all the same, I’ll remain on the comfort train
All aboard!
Got your ticket?
Cross this line, it’s a one-way trip
Wave goodbye to giving a shit
I’m living this life like it’s meant to be lived
(Pre Chorus 2)
People say that I look lazy
Can’t they see that does not faze me?
Envious, they all stare
I’m not wearing underwear!
It’s so freeing!
Socks and sandals and pj pants. (No restriction)
Socks, sandals, pajama pants. (Zero friction)
Socks and sandals and pj pants
That must feel awesome
Socks, sandals, pajama pants
This feels AWESOME
(Post Chorus 2)
When I’m in my
Socks and sandals, socks and sandals
Socks, sandals, and pajama pants
I got my socks and sandals, tell me can you handle
I got them socks. He’s got them socks
I got them sandals. Open toe!
Go to the store in socks, sandals, and pajama pants
I got my socks. You got them what?
I got flip flops. He’s the MAN
I’m pumping gas in socks, sandals, and pajama pants
(Outro)
Socks and sandals
Socks and sandals
Made of flannel
Pajama pants
Socks and sandals
Socks and sandals
Made of flannel
Gonna make you dance
Socks and sandals
Socks and sandals
Socks and sandals
Pajama pants