Give Thanks or Die

Hey, give me a plate Robbie!
YAAAAAAAMS!
I wanna eat up everything
This turkey looks great
Cornbread and stuffing
Gravy smothered plate
Pass me the yams
Greenbean casserole
All I wanna do is eat
All the warm and fluffy rolls
Your food
Our food
Give thanks
Get fed
I’m not gonna leave this table
Till it’s time to go to bed
Not family
Not football
It’s all 'bout the food
That smell from the kitchen
Puts me in the mood
All our friends
Eat this food
All our fam
Eat this food
All our fans
Eat this food
We’re giving thanks
For having lots of food
Gorge
Don’t fat shame me
Cause it’s thanksgiving
I’m not gonna wait
For you to say grace
I ate
Gaining fucking weight
On my second plate
All our friends
Eat this food
All our fam
Eat this food
All our fans
Eat this food
We’re giving thanks
For having lots of food
Gorge
It’s thanksgiving
The food is fucking great
It’s thanksgiving
The food is fucking great
It’s thanksgiving
The food is fucking great
It’s thanksgiving
The food is fucking great
Give thanks or die
Give thanks or die
Give thanks or die
Give thanks or die
Give thanks or die
Give thanks or die
Give thanks or die
Give thanks or die
Give thanks or die
Give thanks or die
Give thanks or die
Give thanks or die
Give thanks or die
Give thanks or die
Give thanks or die
Give thanks or die
Give thanks or die
Give thanks or die
Give thanks or die
Give thanks or die
Give thanks or die
Give thanks or die
Give thanks or die
Give thanks or die
Give thanks or die
Give thanks or die
All our friends
Eat this food
All our fam
Eat this food
All our fans
Eat this food
We’re giving thanks
For having lots of food
Gorge
All our friends
Eat this food
All our fam
Eat this food
All our fans
Eat this food
We’re giving thanks
Now gimmie that pumpkin pie
Yeah! Ah!
Happy Thanksgiving to y’all!
Oh, God!