From the Heart (I Hate You)

Listen, there’s something I need to say to you
I’ve been thinking about it a long time but I couldn’t find the words
Until now
I fucking hate you
You’re the worst
Everything that you do
Is really annoying
If you were drowning
I would smile
I don’t like you
On a personal level
I fucking hate you
You’re the worst
I fucking hate you
And if you died
I know I’d cry
Tears of joy from deep inside
You’ll waste away while we celebrate
It may seem harsh
But you’re a dick
(Eat shit)
I fucking hate you
You’re a douchebag
I hope every time that you’re barefoot
You step on a Lego
I hope every puzzle you make
Is missing one piece
I hope you develop
An allergy to sex
I hope your children
Can’t learn to read
I fucking hate you
You’re an asshole
I wish you’d die
See your family cry
Collect their tears in a vial
Mix them in a cocktail
Dancing on your grave
Popping the champagne
This one’s for you, this one’s for you
Oh, this one’s for you, you piece of shit
Douche canoe, you flying fucking discharge whoring prick
I fucking hate you
You’re the worst
I fucking hate you
I think I said everything I needed to say
I hope this doesn’t come as too much of a surprise
I just want you to know I meant every word of it
Every syllable
Truly and sincerely from the bottom of my heart
I fucking hate you
Fucking hate you