The Standard

«Does anybody have any idea what exit this is? God
I gotta go to the bathroom, I got- I gotta get some gas
Geeeezzuh! ugh. Pull over in this- Pull over in this filling station.»
The Standard, many crews try to set it but they must be
Overdosing on that local anesthetic
I started out by giving DJ’s a little credit
So I’ma step back so they can step up and shred it
Aight dead it
We’re livin in a place where more transplants are headed
Within your brainspace more seeds are embedded
So get gassed up cause premium unleaded
Took longer to edit cause precision is critical
But isn’t it beautiful?
Suitable for anyone that wanna take a test drive (mmmmm.)
We’ll show all the buttons and peep out the features
Running amongst the most adaptable creatures
That’s been here for ages (Yes)
Transmittin live from the cages of the A
When the stages go away, I guess I’ll have to move
To Daketa just to play, Unless I build it here
Restrooms is in the rear
We only got microbrews and imports if you’re lookin for beer
Got the motto and the loudspeaker all in your ear
(GET GASSED UP)
Every now and then you come upon a product that you can’t
Pass up
So put your cash up, Make the register sound off (Ching!)
For jaw slammin (CHING!)
We keepin people fed so we can’t endorse famine
But we only got canned tuna here and not salmon
We got no fresh produce or delicatessen
But if it’s clean water, we keep a wide selection
Thirty types of gum in the fresh mouth section (Fresh, FRESH)
Live from down south my friend, so stop guessin
Fuel for the physical body and maybe metacap
Like Mr. Wyzard before, there’s none better (Nope.)
Add Synthesis and Dave Matter, Then you have it
Psyche and that’s followed by the fifteenth letter (Oh!)
It’s the Standard, many crews try to set it but they must be
Overdosing on that local anesthetic
I started out by giving DJ’s a little credit
So I’ma step back so they can step up and shred it (like this)
Aight dead it
We’re livin in a place where more transplants are headed
Within your brainspace more seeds are embedded
So get gassed up cause premium unleaded
Ya, I guess I came a long way from sleepin in my car dribblin
But now I’m Mr. Wyzard peddling gas for dividends to clean
Up the place I’m livin in (Ha ha!)
Success depends on if a complex cat can make songs for
Simpletons. (uhhhhhhh)
But then again it matters if you’re real or pretend
How much compromise you make and far over you been
Over tracks I’m like a sage
To focus life onto every inkblot up on this page so
What I say sounds amazing (Amazing!)
I’m trailblazing, pioneering power steering
Man, we got these people cheering cause they lovin
What they hearin (wooooooow!)
Vehicles of life keep comin and disappearin
We give them fuel for thought and then they jet into the
Clearin on a whim
And there be no stressin'
And this professor stay busy cause dating girls that hate
Themselves is deppressin (That's right)
Investment in the mind is worth a million in the wallet
Man, I call that sound advice but being broke is what you call
It
So focus on it, I heard a song with some jokers on it, made
The top ten
But when it’s time to hit earth? I’m using proper English
And topspin (It's on it, it’s on it, it’s on it, it’s on it)
So when it’s time to hit mars I got more options, man fo sho
It’s the Standard, many crews try to set it but they must be
Overdosing on that local anesthetic
I started out by giving DJ’s a little credit
So I’ma step back so they can step up and shred it
Aight dead it
We’re livin in a place where more transplants are headed
Within your brainspace more seeds are embedded
So get gassed up cause premium unleaded
(Premium.premium.premium.)