Bringing Home the Bacon

Bringing home the bacon
Tender juicy steaks
Breast-fed baby dumpling
Gobbling up the cakes
Milk-fed baby dumpling
Slobbering, goo-faced, mean
Wet-nursed sour purse spot face
Blubbering in the cream
Emperor baby dumpling
Loaded, bloated curse
Mighty baby dumpling
Stuffing 'til he bursts