The Visitor

Leave the backdoor open
Turn on all the lights
Got a house guest coming
And he’s staying overnight
Crashing on the sofa sleeping on the floor
He said he wouldn’t be any trouble
But I can’t take it anymore
I can’t believe I let a stranger in my house
I let him in and now he’s trying to throw me out
Make room for the visitor
Stick around for the visitor
Stay tuned for the visitor
He’s coming to town
Watch out
He’s cleaning out the freezer
Sitting in my chair
Using up my razor
Stealing underwear
He’s drinking all my liquor
Taking out my date
Spending all my money
And coming home late
He wants to rearrange the furniture tonight
He’s asking me to change a colour he don’t like
Make room for the visitor
Stick around for the visitor
Stay tuned for the visitor
He’s coming to town
Watch out
He’s waking all the neighbors
By running down the street
With his eyebrows painted and
His pants down to his knees
Screaming stark naked
For all the world to see
They arrested him for questions
He said that he was me
Make room for the visitor
Stick around for the visitor
Stay tuned for the visitor
He’s coming to town
Watch out