No Manners in Ireland

I’m afraid of spiders
I’m afraid of the dark
I’m afraid of Eisengaard and hybrid cars and biker bars
I’m a fly like Tarzan (Goldblum)
And I made it to the moon
Now I’m afraid of coming back down
But everyone knows it’s not the fall that kills you
If fortune favours bravery, then I guess I’m out of luck
All these years of living unsavoury, hell-bent on giving up
I’ve heard of rhyme and reason, cause and consequence
They’re just things that apply to other people
My life is pure nonsense
But I remember when love was enough
I remember love
If you’re scared of piranhas, don’t go swimming in the sea
Stay indoors pyjama’d and bored all cosied up in front of the tv
Don’t talk to me about destiny
Absorbing me into anonymity
I remember love
Coulda shoulda woulda been a better man
More than I am
But I’m stuck as I am
I’m stuck as I am
They say no man is an island
And worse things happen at sea
Turn your hand to cannibalism
But a can of red bull will do just fine for me
Get me out of this prison
Woman set me free
I’m bored and I’ve given it my all and I want to go home now
There’s no manners in Ireland, so pog ma hon and go home
We’re all just ignorant immigrants claiming this land was ever our own
It’ll all be fine, just give it time
Coulda shoulda woulda been a better man
More than I am
I’m stuck as I am
Rude girl tell me truth
Cos I’m far too long in the tooth I say for this shit, not again
I say we just forget it
Rude girl tell me truth
Cos I’m far too long in the tooth
Now I’m not scared anymore
I know I’m lying to myself
Now I’m not scared anymore
I know I’m lying
Now I’m not scared anymore
I know I’m lying to myself
Now I’m not scared anymore
Now I’m not scared anymore
I know I’m lying to myself
Now I’m not scared anymore
Now I’m not scared anymore
I know I’m lying to myself
Now I’m not scared anymore