The Greatest Show On Earth

I’m trying to shave my legs
UPS at the door
The kids are clownin' on the bed
The door is scratchin' up the floor
Yeah — Everybody here’s just a little crazy
In our hoop jumping, good-lovin' Big Top, baby
Ooo hoo welcome to the party
Ooo hoo we’re just getting started
Take a front row seat
Or the back if you prefer
'Cause to me this three ring
Is the greatest show on earth
Ooo hoo
Ooo hoo
Oh the baby’s on my hip and the noodles are boiling over
Little Tommy just brought me a four leaf clover
I’m spinnin' plates 'cause dinner’s late and the phone keeps ringing
So I turn the radio up 'cause I feel like singing
There’s toys in the yard and the house needs paintin'
And I’m pretty sure the neighbors all hate us
But the view sure looks nice from the front porch swing
I wouldn’t trade it for anything, for anything
Welcome to the party, oh welcome to the party, welcome to the party
We’re just getting started