As Seen On TV

I can’t deny it’s killing me
No one loses on TV
I can’t deny it’s killing me
No one loses on TV
On TV
On TV
On TV
When Sport Utility Vehicles are no longer enough… you need The Terminator.
Stuck in traffic in Lost Angeles? Drive over the tops of everybody else.
You’ll crush 'em before the cops can catch up with you. Your precious artefact
child needs to be safe. They’re talking to a kid whose skin is a different
colour? Grab the kid and mow 'em down!
I can’t deny it’s killing me
No one loses on TV
I can’t deny it’s killing me
No one loses on TV
On TV
On TV
On TV
Each new, hot generation has a statement they wanna call their own. Tattoos?
Piercings? That’s for Moms and Dads. What you wanna do is spend your allowance
on devil horn implant, Elephant Man head, designer tails, third leg,
fourth leg — everyone a hermaphradite!
No one loses on TV
On TV
On TV
On TV
No one loses on TV
On TV
On TV
On TV
No one loses on TV
And on a lighter note…