Did You Ever See My Tail?

Did you ever see a tail,
My tail, a pig’s tail?
Did you ever see a tail?
My curly twirly tail.
A zebra’s tail to flick the bugs.
A kangaroo’s tail to sit up.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
They’re NOT my tail.
Did you ever see a tail,
My tail, a pig’s tail?
Did you ever see a tail?
My curly twirly tail.
A peacock’s tail for beauty.
A dog’s tail to say hello.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
They’re NOT my tail.
OK, I’m going to look for my tail one more time!
Did you ever see a tail,
My tail, a pig’s tail?
Did you ever see a tail?
My curly twirly tail.
A hippo’s tail to spread poo.
A fish’s tail to swim well.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
They’re NOT my tail.