Pitch A Fit!

You could tell a lie
You could tell a lot of lies
They will never know when they’re looking in your eyes
When you know it ain’t true
But they don’t know it ain’t true
You’re not thinking ‘bout them
You’re just thinking ‘bout you
You were thirteen when you had your first cigarette
Yeah we did acid in your parents' house in Tahoe
What were the names of the kids that you was babysitting
You were the fear of missing out, like fear of God in Wisconsin
Yeah, I’ve never been scared about nothing
I swear he punched Jesus in the mouth at a house in Milwaukee
Dinner wasn’t just a of water
Yeah he can never have a son
No, he won’t ever have a daughter
Aw shit
So he’ll go on and pitch a fit
So you wanna pitch a fit, yah-haw
Well you’re bitching like you got a cab
Running with the meter on outside the stadium
So you wanna pitch a fit, yah-haw
Well you’re bitching like you got a cab
Running with the meter on outside the stadium
And you gotta feel like him, don’t ya
Cause they’re coming and running with the new tech kids
Always talking ‘bout replacing them
You said you’re standing on the edge while we’re hanging in the middle
You’ve been thinking way, way too much about a little
Man, it’s true
'Cause all you think about is you
Yahoo!
Holy fucking shit, man!
Well l could tell the truth
I could tell the whole truth
I don’t need a Good Book to tell me what to do
When it’s been a bad year and you’re feeling kinda weird
It ain’t what they wanna hear, but at least it’s still you
Yeah, I was eighteen when I had my first heartbreak
Maybe I dreamed of getting eaten by a mountain lion
Am I too stoned or was it just an earthquake
I swear that I’m trying, I’m trying, I’m trying, I’m really trying
Yeah, but I’ve been scared of everything since I was four
I can’t even order a pizza without having a panic attack
I’m tired of feeling easy
It’s like all of our eyes gotta go psycho for a minute
Aw shit
So I’ll go on an pitch a fit
So you wanna pitch a fit, yah-haw
Well you’re bitching like you got a cab
Running with the meter on outside the stadium
So you wanna pitch a fit, yah-haw
Well you’re bitching like you got a cab
Running with the meter on outside the stadium
And you kinda feel like him, don’t ya
Cause they’re coming and running with the new tech kids
Always talking ‘bout replacing them
They say you’re standing on the edge while we’re hanging in the middle
You’ve been thinking way, way too much about a little
Man, it’s true
'Cause all you think about is you