Up Yer Bum

When a cops gonna nick yer, when yer dad’s gonna hit yer
When the bird you’re with is rough, when you can’t drink enough
Up yer bum, up yer bum, up yer bum, up yer bum
Up, up, up, up, up, up yer bum
When you can’t get the hard, when you’ve lost yer dole card
When yer bird’s got clap, when yer beers gone flat
When yer neighbour complain, when yer bird’s on again
When you can’t scrounge a fag, when yer mum starts to nag