Pick Yer Nose (And Eat It)

It don’t matter who or where you are, if you’re on a bus, train,
cab or in a car.
If your nose needs picking then go ahead, don’t flick the bogies eat them
instead.
Pick, pick, pick your nose, but don’t wipe it on your clothes, pick your nose
and eat it.
If you’re standing in a queue or in a shop and your nose starts itching and it won’t stop.
Go on and pick it cos it ain’t rude, then eat the bogies cos they’re good food.
If you’re out with you’re bird trying to act cool and you’re nose needs picking
don’t be a fool.
Go on and pick it cos it aint rude, then eat bogies cos they’re good food.