Never Made It

Standing at the party talking to this bloke, he said he fancied me I thought it
was a joke
But when he tried to kiss me I thought it’s time to hide, i’ll go find the bog
and lock myself inside
Never made it, never made it, never made it, to the bog in time
Later in the party with joint in hand, so pissed and proud I could hardly stand
I started to feel sick it must have been the dope, I tried to reach the bog but
there wasn’t much hope
Stumbled home from the party about half hour, had trouble getting the key into
the door
My bladder was full and it wouldn’t wait, by the time I reached the bog it was
too late