Ballad of Sherman Wu

As I roved out on the streets of Northwestern
I spied a young freshman dejected and blue, I said
«Young man, why are you dejected?»
He said, «I'm Chinese and I can’t join Psi U!»
«I see by your frat pin that you are a Psi U
If I had a frat pin I’d be one too
But I can’t have a frat pin and I can’t be a Psi U
I can’t be a Psi U because my name’s Sherman Wu»
The dean said, «Now Sherman, don’t raise a commotion
It’s wrong to wash laundry in public you know
If he was just Jewish, Italian or German
But he’s so damn Chinese the whole campus would know»