Venus And Mars / Rock Show / Jet

Sitting in the stand of
The sports arena
Waiting for the show to begin
Red lights, green lights,
Strawberry wine,
A good friend of mine
Follows the stars
Venus and Mars
Are all right tonight
What’s that man
Holding in his hand?
He looks a lot like a guy
I knew way back when
Its Silly Willy with the Philly Band
Could be
Ooh eee
What’s that man movin'
Cross the stage?
It looks a lot like the one
Used by Jimmy Page
It’s like a relic from a different age
Could be
Ooh eee
If there’s a rock show
At the Concertgebouw
They’ve got long hair
At the Madison Square
You’ve got rock and roll
At the Hollywood Bowl
We’ll be there
Oh yeah
The lights go down
They’re back in town, okay
Behind the stacks
You glimpse an axe
The tension mounts
You score an ounce, olé
Temperatures rise as you see
The white of their eyes
If there’s a rock show
At the Concertgebouw
They’ve got long hair
At the Madison Square
You’ve got rock and roll
At the Hollywood Bowl
We’ll be there
Oh yeah
(Tell me all about it baby)
In my green metal suit I’m preparing
To shoot up the city
And the ring at the end of my nose
Makes me look rather pretty
It’s a pity there’s nobody here
To witness the end
Save for my dear old friend
And confidante
Mademoiselle Kitty
Kitty, Kitty, Kitty
Tell me
What’s that man movin' to and fro?
That decibel meter doesn’t seem
To be reading low
But they was louder at the Rainbow
Could be
Ooh eee
If there’s a rock show
Course I’m gonna be there
Long hair
At the Madison Square
Rock and roll
At the Hollywood Bowl
We’ll be there
Oh yeah
Well there’s a rock show
Course I’m gonna be there
Long hair
At the Madison Square
Rock and roll
At the Hollywood Bowl
Rock show
Long hair
Rock and roll
Rock show
Long hair
Rock and roll
Rock show
Long hair
Jet! Jet! Jet!
I can almost remember
Their funny faces
That time you told 'em that
You were gonna be marrying soon
And Jet, I thought the only
Lonely place was on the moon
Jet! Ooh
Jet! Ooh
Jet! Was your father as bold
As a Sergeant Major?
Well how come he told you that
You were hardly old enough yet?
And Jet, I thought the major
Was a lady suffragette
Jet! Ooh
Jet! Ooh
Ah, Mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, Mater, well I want Jet
To always love me
Ah, Mater, much later
Ooh she said
Ooh she said
And Jet don’t you know that
I thought you was a real
Lady suffragette
Jet! Ooh
Jet! Ooh
Ah, Mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, Mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, Mater, much later
Ooh she said
Ooh she said
Jet! With the wind in your hair
Of a thousand laces
Climb on the back and we’ll
Go for a ride in the sky
And Jet don’t you know that
I thought you was a little
Lady suffragette
Jet! Ooh
Jet! Ooh
Yeah don’t you know that
I thought you was a little
Lady suffragette
A little lady
Sweet little lady, yeah yeah
Ooh