You're a Good Friend

You’re a good friend, I like you well
But just for today, please go to hell
I would just like to say:
Boy are you fucked today
You’re a good friend of mine, I know
But after today, you’ve lost that glow
I’m bored with your boring rap
Please bury your head in crap
It’s a story that’s been told since the days of Nebuchadnezzar
And like a son-of-a-bitch I fell for it
If I had the guts to do it, I would send for Morton Hewitt
Who would crush your balls under his boot
You’re a good friend, I’ve done my best
But this stinkin' day has been the test
I beg you on bended knee
Please don’t take it out on me
It’s a story that’s been told since the days of Nebuchadnezzar
And like a son-of-a-bitch I fell for it
If I had the guts to do it, I would send for Morton Hewitt
Who would crush your crit under his boot
You’re a good friend, I like you well
But just for today, please go to hell
I would just like to say:
Boy are you fucked today
Boy are you fucked
Boy are you fucked today