Vatican Caskets

Vatican Caskets are just fine
Made of sandlewood and pine
When your loved ones have to go
Dial et cum spirit 2 — 2 — 0
When your loved ones pass away
Have them pass the Vatican way
Sistine Chapel, St. Peter’s, too
Holy water just for you
Vatican Caskets unlike a rose
They will never decompose
For they stand the test of time
No need to kill the flies with lyme
Get down on your knees and pray
When your loved ones pass away
Vatican customers all sing
Death, oh death, where is thy sting?
Oh, shit