I Can't Think Straight

Well I can’t think straight when you whisper in my ear
And I can’t think straight if you shout
And I can’t think straight with your tongue in my mouth
But for God’s sake don’t take it out
And I can’t think straight when you’re breathing down my neck
With your breath so sultry and hot
I can’t think straight when you’re half undressed
Baby, that distracts me a lot
And I can’t think straight when I hear accordions
Play my soft-rock favorites
Just to hear the accordions always makes me lose my mind
So excuse me if I seem distant tonight
And if I just pick at my plate
There’s a whole lot of things I’ve been worried about
I can’t think straight
Well, when man began all he needed to know
Was how to hunt, then how to get home
And it seems to me that the problems began
When mankind started to roam
Because our tiny little brains aren’t equipped to comprehend
All the things we want them to
My tiny little mind is about to explode
And there’s not one damn thing I can do
Because I can’t think straight when I hear accordions
Play my soft-rock favorites
Just to hear the accordions always makes me lose my mind
So excuse me if I can’t make it tonight
Or if I can and I’m terribly late
There’s a whole lot of things I’ve been worried about
I can’t think straight