You've Got to Have Faith (In Your Anti-Perspirant)

When you hold your hands up high
You gotta have faith (gotta have faith)
In the middle of July
You gotta have faith (gotta have faith)
That you’ve got a pleasant scent
You gotta have faith in your anti-perspirant
Friends, we all know that cleanliness is right there next to
Godliness
So when you’re gathered together with your loved ones, you’ve
Got to have faith that you are at your personal best
You gotta have faith in your anti-perspirant
You gotta have faith in your anti-perspirant