Last to Know

Why was I the last to know
That you weren’t coming to my show you coulda
Called me up to say good luck
You coulda called me back you stupid f***
Why was I the last to know?
First date, we ate sushi and
It went well, I was funny and
You said I was a cutie
That’s the last thing I heard from you
I left the tickets at the door for you
I had to tell my mom that there was
No more room
You didn’t show, that was so uncool
You coulda called me back
So i guess this means that we’re
Not friends anymore, I heard
It’s me you’re asking for, I thought
I’d see you at the show
You said you’d go Why was I the last to know
That you weren’t coming to my show you coulda
Called me up to say good luck
You coulda called me back you stupid f***
Why was I the last to know?
After the date, I wouldn’t go Home with you
I wouldn’t put my heels in the
Air for you
You tried to get me to do things
I just won’t do Last I heard from you
Here is how I guess the story goes
You woulda came if I was a ho
F*** for parts that’s just not how
I roll, move it on down the road
So I guess, we, shouldn’t be Friends anymore, sick of hearin'
That it’s me you’re askin’for
'Cause I thought I’d see you at the
Show, you said you’d go!
Why was I the last to know
That you weren’t coming to my show you coulda
Called me up to say good luck
You coulda called me back you stupid f***
Why was I the last to know?
You thought you know me I guess you didn’t
You thought you had me I think you didn’t
You thought you knew me But you didn’t
Why was I the last to know
That you weren’t coming to my show you coulda
Called me up to say good luck
You coulda called me back you stupid f***
Why was I the last to know?