Just in Time

BUDDY
LOOK AT ME
I’M WEARING A SUIT
APPROXIMATELY LIKE MY DAD’S
AND YOU’LL SEE
SUSPENDERS TO BOOT
MY DAD’S UP ON THE LATEST FADS
WE’RE LIKE TWO PEAS IN A POD
SO DON’T THINK IT ODD
IF I SHOULD GO OUT ON A LIMB
AND SAY WHEN I GROW UP, I’M
GONNA BE JUST LIKE HIM
WALTER
I need coffee. Now.
BUDDY
Oo, let me do it! Me, me, me.
AND I KNEW
I’D NEVER REGRET
COMING FROM SO FAR AWAY
THOUGH IT’S TRUE
WE’VE NOT CUDDLED YET
IT’S BOUND TO HAPPEN ANY DAY
IT’S MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO
I FOLLOW HIS CUE
WALTER
GOOD MORNING TED, HI JIM
BUDDY
Hi Jim!
(Hugging JIM, not letting go.)
DEB
Buddy, why don’t you help me
put these documents through the
shredder?
BUDDY
What’s a shredder?
DEB
It’s a machine that makes snow.
BUDDY
No way!
WE GO TOGETHER LIKE «SUGAR»
AND «PLUM»
DEB
A PERFECT DUO LIKE RUM CAKE
AND RUM
BUDDY
I’VE FOUND A ROCK OF GIBRALTAR
CALLED MISTER WALTER HOBBS
DEB
WHY DON’T WE MAKE HIM SOME
SNOW?
BUDDY
WHY MAKE HIM SOME? MAKE HIM
GOBS!
(Dance break.)
BUDDY
WE GO TOGETHER LIKE CRUMPETS
AND TEA
EMPLOYEES
IT’S TWO FOR TEA!
DEB
A PERFECT DUO LIKE VODKA
AND ME
EMPLOYEES
SHE LIKE HER VODKA LIKE ME!
BUDDY
HE’S LIKA A BIG DOUGHY PRESENT
THAT ONLY SANTA COULD MAKE
EMPLOYEES
SANTA!
BUDDY
LET’S ALL GO HUG HIM RIGHT
NOW!
ALL
SORRY, BUT I’M ON MY BREAK!
BUDDY
I CAN’T EXPLAIN
WHY I LOSE MY COOL
EVERY TIME THAT HE COMES NEAR
I GO INSANE
AND SCAT LIKE A FOOL
SHOOBIE-DOOBIE-DADDY-DEAR
WALTER
Buddy! Shut up!
BUDDY
I GUESS BY NOW YOU KNOW WHY
MY FAVORITE GUY
CAN TRIGGER SUCH VIGOR AND VIM
'CAUSE WHEN I GROW UP, I’M
GONNA BE JUST LIKE HIM
I love my daddy!