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YouTube told me to try to sell myself to you
Get you to click «Subsctibe», because if you don’t, I’ll just die
But I say no
Fuck that shit
I say no
So unsub-fucking-scribe
You think that I’m your slut
That I want you in my butt
But that’s just not the case
So let me spray this in your face
Unsubscribe, Unsubscribe, Unsubscribe
I said unsubscribe, unsubscribe
And fuck this shit
Fuck this shit
Fuck this shit
Fuck this shit
Fuck this shit
Fuck this shit
Fuck this shit
Fuck this shit
Fuck this shit
«I'm a decent YouTuber, would you please subscribe to me?
You’re hits define my value, can I blow you on my knees?
Would you click my vids, your subscribing makes me squirt
«I'm a douche, please subscribe
I’m a douche, fuck my life
I’m a douche, click refresh
Still a douche, and oh yeah
I have a British accent.»
I’m supposed to make a trailer
Make you think I’m worth your time
Truth is most YouTubers are shifted
I just blow your fucking mind
But I say no
Fuck that shit
I say no
So unsub-fucking-scribe
«Please pay attention to me, I want more subscribers
Please pay attention to me, give me more
Please pay attention to me, I want more subscribers
Please pay attention to me.»
Unsub-fucking-scribe.