The Next Colonel Sanders Will Be a Woman

The next Colonel Sanders will be a woman
Gone are the days of anguish and despair
The next Colonel Sanders will lead us forward
Into a bright new corporate age
Reflect on the trail of misery behind us
Redeemed are the faithful who never lost sight
And pity the souls who’ve said it couldn’t happen
And those who have perished before She arrived
For they’ll never know the hard work is over
Our sacrifice was hardly in vain
It’s plain by the face of our new Colonel Sanders
Whose radiant smile forever shall reign