Bonehead's Bank Holiday

I need a little break
To get away for a holiday
So I can see the sun
Cos in the sun they say it’s fun
If you get some
Well I could take a train or a boat or an aeroplane
Or I could hire a car
Cos in a car you can go far
It just depends what kind of car you are
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I met a funny looking girl
On a crowded beach in Spain
Her name was Avaline
And she said she came to Spain to have a good time
But she was with her mum
Who had a face like a nun in pain
She said her name was Dot
And she didn’t half talk a lot
About a lot of things that I forgot
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She said, shut your moanin'
Because your wastin' my time
Shut up moanin!
Because your wasting my time
My time, my time, my time,
my time, my time
I said I need a little break
To get away for a holiday
So I can see the sun
Cos in the sun they say it’s fun
If you get some
I could take a train or a boat or an aeroplane
Or I could take a car
Cos in a car you can go far
It just depends what kind of car you are…