Sucka Mofo

Here’s a little something so apropos
A certain kind of person that you might know
If his shirt’s real big and his pants real low
That’s a sucka motherfucker from head to toe
You might know a sucka that tries too hard
Charging big jewels on his VISA card
When it’s time for rent all the money’s spent
That there’s a sucka motherfucking indigent
Sucka put down that 40 ounce beer
You were shopping at Abercrombie just this year
So give up the gangsta shit you talking
Take your snap on grills right back to Weehawken
Shit starting, olive garden
All that you could eat
You got the bread sticks and salad
But the fine wine is for free
Oh no do-see-do, see you at the rodeo
You ain’t scandalous, think that you could handle this?
Oh yo gonna be spinning like rotisserie
Oooh girl, that’s what up, sucka motherfucker back the fuck up
Sucka motherfucker’s in automobiles
Neon light underneath your monster truck wheels
With your chain link light up vanity plate
You need a spoiler so big just to get a date
Got the kids in the back and you’re sipping on a Coors
With your pro-life sticker like the choice is yours
And if we want to know who you voted for
You got Bush on your bumper and a baby on board
You got a brand new car, should have bought the hybrid
'Cause you could afford it and I wish that I did
Change your mind and all that you stand for
Put a llama in your life and bring back Al Gore
Sucka motherfucker’s in SUVs
Driving around the block just smoking trees
Misinformin' so alarming
Don’t believe in global warming
Oh no do-see-do, see you at the rodeo
You ain’t scandalous, think that you could handle this?
Oh yo gonna be spinning like rotisserie
Oooh girl, that’s what up, sucka motherfucker back the fuck up
Tell me who’s the sucka motherfucker now?
Tell me who’s the sucka motherfucker now?
Tell me who’s the sucka motherfucker now?
Tell me who’s the motherfucking sucka now?
Tell me who’s the sucka motherfucker now?
Tell me who’s the sucka motherfucker now?
Tell me who’s the sucka motherfucker now?
Tell me who’s the motherfucking sucka now?
Oh no do-see-do, see you at the rodeo
You ain’t scandalous, think that you could handle this?
Oh yo gonna be spinning like rotisserie
Oooh girl, that’s what up, sucka motherfucker back the fuck up
Going to the bank in my neighborhood
Wearing sweatpants and it don’t look good
Hear a motherfucker mumble when I walk by
He looks me up and down and I know why
How you doing girls? You know you’re looking fine
And the view if even better from behind
Why don’t you sit yourself down upon my crate?
Bring along your girls from Northern State
Sir, it seems you may lack employment
And I don’t exist just for your enjoyment
See I’m just trying to get from point B to point A
So sucka motherfucker get out my way
This one’s going out to the Democrats
2004 y’all came real whack
But now that we got some real candidates
Can we please come correct in 2008?