Daytime TV

Are you my brother?
My father just admitted
That he’s got another family in another state
Are you my sister?
My mother just told me that I’m adopted
And I’m struggling just to find my place
In the world
Of daytime television
I’m having flashbacks
Was I kidnapped
Is my episode of Maury about to unfold
Or did you do your best
Am I just looking for drama
Everyone start freaking out at 25 years old
In the world
Of daytime television
Been watching too much
Daytime television (Sally Jessy Raphael!)
The tests don’t lie, I can’t deny
You’re probably right, with 99% accuracy
On a good day, you might say
Look under under your seat, there’s the keys to a new Hyundai
And I feel like I belong with you
In the world of daytime television
I watch too much daytime television
I can’t get enough of daytime television
I think I’m in love with daytime television (Sally Jessy Raphael!)