Frozen Fred

This is a story you haven’t heard
You may not believe it’s true
What happened to this cat called Frozen Fred
Could happen to me and to you
Fred had a passion for frozen food
And TV dinners too
He hated the merciless summer sun
The weekly barbecue
Spends his summer
In the swimming pool
Trying desperately to keep it cool
Girls girls girls by ve frozen him cold and deep
So many a century from now
He might wake up from his sleep