Dream Weekend

I had a happy thought, I thought I’d see
If my love would keep me company
Weekend in a little hut, down by the sea
Maybe she would fall in love with me
She said «yes» and I thought I’s in heaven
I hoped and prayed that this could really be
In our little heaven by the seashore
I’d love her and she’d say she loves me
Right by the fireplace, we cuddled close
My heart pounded like it was in a race
I held her tighter, then she pulled away
Then she put her fist into my face
She said she was only being friendly
Anything we might have had was done
Like a brother, that was how she loved me
A bloody nose for me more ways than one
And now the fresh sea air smells like dead fish
The sand gets in my hair it never fails
If I fall in love again, I only wish
Her right hook don’t hurt as much as Gail’s