(You Aren't So) Beautiful

Your eyes, they shine just like a lampshade
From the dark side of the moon
You hide your absence with mascara
Like a million dollar suit
I heard you washed your hands of Timothy
I thought you swore you loved him best
You turned his savings into silicone
And slapped it to your chest
But he should have known better
Than to think that he was different
Than the hundred other guys
That had already fallen victim
But you know that I know
That you aren’t so beautiful
I used to think that you were paradise
I used to say that you were sweet
But then you opened up your mouth
And made a fool out of me
I never once considered suicide
I guessed it just wasn’t for me
But then I dreamed I had your baby
And I learned empathy
You say Jesus is your best friend
Well he doesn’t understand
Why you’re flipping off the camera
With a joint on Instagram
Well he knows and I know that
You aren’t so beautiful
Baby
You aren’t so beautiful
To me
You aren’t so beautiful
Lady
You aren’t so beautiful
Can’t you see
I heard you’re getting back with Timothy
I could have sworn he was engaged
You’ll wreck his life until it’s worthless
And you’ll turn another page
But you’re so self-involved
You’ll probably listen to this song
And sing along with every word
And at the and cry
«Oh my God, I know
This song is so:
Tiffany, Jessica, Miranda, Elizabeth, Samantha
Taylor and Tara and Ashley and Abby and Katie
And Sarah and Shelby, Amanda
— but darling
You aren’t so beautiful
Baby
You aren’t so beautiful
To me
You aren’t so beautiful
Lady
You aren’t so beautiful
Can’t you see
You aren’t so beautiful
(Your eyes, they shine just like a lampshade)
You aren’t so beautiful
(Your eyes, they shine just like a lampshade
From the dark side of the moon)
You aren’t so beautiful
(Your eyes, they shine just like a lampshade
From the dark side of the moon)
You aren’t so beautiful
(Your eyes, they shine just like a lampshade)
Can’t you see
You are not so beautiful to me