Double Chin For The Win

I know I’m not even in your league
Yet still you find something good in me
When we link arms, you’re a 10, I’m a 3
Hope you never can afford lasik surgery
You could have any other guy
And haven’t you heard
The awful things they say about me?
You could have any other guy
And can’t you see
My sides hang over my jeans?
You’re the catch
And I’m the one you throw back in
Don’t throw me back in
I was left out
On the curb by the street
You picked me up
Saw something worth salvaging
You run your hands through my hair
I feel chills down to my soul
Don’t want to come off desperate
I’ll keep it under control
You could have any other guy
And haven’t you heard
The awful things they say about me?
You could have any other guy
And can’t you see
My sides hang over my jeans?
You’re the catch
And I’m the one you throw back in
Don’t throw me back in
Don’t throw me back in
You’re the catch
And I’m the one you throw back
You’re the catch
And I’m the one you throw back in
You could have any other guy
And haven’t you heard
The awful things they say about me?
You could have any other guy
And can’t you see
My sides hang over my jeans?
You could have any other guy